I just wanted to let you all know that God came to me in a vision last night and told me that Jews are no longer His chosen people.
It has been over 2000 years since He last spoke to us, so He said the time had come for some revisions. The “Eternal Deed on the Holy Land” now includes everyone, not just the Jews (except of course first-generation Ammonite’s or Moabite’s). He still loves the Jews just as much as everyone, but He said He was really just joking around about the “chosen people” bit. People shouldn’t take him so literally, He likes to joke around (dinasour fossils anyone?).
He asked me to let everyone know. He said that once people learn of this, the world will be a much more peaceful place, so let’s spread the word as quickly as we can.
And, as you all know, He can’t really enforce these things Himself so He again relies on us all to enforce His commands and deal a quick death to anyone who disobeys. Hell is waiting.
The Jews of old were only a type of Gods Chosen people. The believer in Jesus Christ are the true “Elect Of God !
Please share your thoughts with me. By Sovereign Grace, Harold Brown
Hmm. The believer in Jesus Christ is a true mornon, in my book. Living in deception for fear of being decieved.
If the creator of the universe really gave a crap how we live our lives, it seems completely illogical that the same being that created all the physical laws of the universe deduced that His best means of communicating his wishes to us was to impregnate a human. It seems more likely that he would have just given us examples in the universe that he created. The idea that the creator of the universe also created a hell to torture us in with fire for all eternity if we don’t believe that Jesus his literal offspring is preposterous. It completely baffles me that people are willing to claim to “believe” this stuff. I could go on and on about the complete illogic of believing in invisible being with super powers, but I others already have.
Here’s some links you may, or may not, enjoy.
The Formation of the New Testament
This American Life: Godless America
Presentation by Sam Harris (mov)
Ancient aliens came to this world and pulled a very unfunny joke on the Jews.They told them that they had chosen them for a very special ritual called dick clipping.All males had to have this done to them so the aliens could track them.You see they had not developed bar codes yet.This way the aliens could abduct one of their chosen see if they had the ritual scar and then abuse them in their craft.Weird but true.