Move over
Ecstasy. In final testing and about 3 years away,
PT-141 is a revolutionary new drug that makes you horny, makes you wanna take of your clothes and have sex. It’s is a nasal spray that increases libido by acting directly on the brain in the regions that are activated when you’re horny, not on the bloodstream like Viagra. It actually effects desire, makes you want it. It works for both men and women. It’s non-addictive and has no serious side effects. As Mark Morford
puts it:
“[It's] the cheap, easy-to-use, hassle-free sex drug everyone’s been waiting for. It is nirvana, the magic bullet, the simplest route to quickie sex you’ve ever known. It could be the greatest thing to happen to sex in 50 years. And also, of course, the worst.
Makes you want to try it, no?”
It’s the first derivative of the drug
Melanotan, dubbed the “
Barbie drug,” a drug discovered by researchers looking for a drug that would tan your skin using it’s own natural pigment, melanin, protecting you from ultraviolet rays. During testing they noticed that as well as making you tan, it had the unintended side effects of curbing your appetite, softening your skin, making your hair shiny, and making you incredibly horny. Isn’t nature ironic? So the relation between those things it wasn’t all media influence. Turns out that was just too much packed into one drug for it to be marketable, so PT-141 tones it down and bit and just makes you incredibly horny.
So, things are looking up. I like
the idea of spraying it into the air at dance clubs (as long as it’s consensual, of course). I could definitely see it decreasing the divorce rate and, well, having positive effects on quite a lot of things. Like, what would the world be like if
this guy actually got laid. Might not have so many hateful people in the world, right? I mean, the sexual revolution of the 60’s, I wasn’t around but as I’m told it had at least something to do with a new drug,
LSD. Well, maybe this will be our version. A sexual-medicine advisor on the trials
says:
“It’s not merely allowing a sexual response to take place more easily; it may be having an effect, literally, on how we think and feel.”
Better living through chemistry, I’m all for it. If they come out with an
HIV vaccine at the same time, things could get quite interesting. Anyone got any ideas for a brand name? I vote for “Lust Dust.”